Level One Thief

Goblins do one thing. Raid. It is the oldest goblin tradition and the only class a self-respecting goblin should learn and master. If you can’t risk your life attacking humans in a suicidal frontal charge over a prize chicken, then you’re not a real goblin!

Oh, you want to be a thief? Goblins aren’t thieves, we fight, we die, we fight some more. No stop trying to sneak into the big city Rock! Stop trying to escape the raiding party Rock! You’re a goblin damn it! A GOBLIN!”